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<a href="" target="_blank">Toto Washlet B100 Toilet Seat</a>- Japan is known for a lot of things: sushi, vending machines that sell used panties, and, of course, high-tech toilets. By infusing your porcelain with a heated surface and bidet, the Toto Washlet B100 toilet seat turns an outhouse into a high-tech cradle of comfort. You know: a throne. And unlike a full-on toilet swap, there’s no need to call a plumber: Install ation is so simple, any dude with a wrench can do the job in minutes.

<a href="" target="_blank">Art of Shaving Travel Kit</a>- Rule #3237: No man outgrows shaving. Rule #3238: Most men skimp on shaving products. Rule #3239: You will run out of shaving cream when you need it most. For these reasons, consider the Art of Shaving travel kit, featuring only the essentials: travel pumps of pre-shave oil, shaving cream, after-shave balm and pure badger travel shaving brush. Alternatively, grow a beard.
$75 (also available in lavender, lemon, and unscented)

<a href="" target="_blank">Anthony Logistics Here Comes the Groomed Kit</a>- Getting married and need groomsmen gifts? Sorry to hear it! Need a good-looking grooming gift from a respected company in the oil-soap-cream-scrub-balm biz? This is your kit. Includes facial scrub, shave cream, pre-shave oil, after-shave balm, sea salt body scrub, glycerin hand and body lotion and dopp kit. Has the added bonus of making all your groomsmen think you’re calling them scruffy.

<a href="" target="_blank">Panasonic Arc5 MultiFlex ES-LV81K Shaver</a>, $600- Considering how much time we spend every year trying to scrape hair off our faces (according to our rough estimate, about seven months), it’s weird that we don’t have that many exciting toys to make it more fun. But wait – we do! This beast not only looks like something Boba Fett would pull out of his pants to take down a particularly recalcitrant bounty, it’s also a top-notch wet-dry shaver, with a multi-flex pivoting head, automatic cleaning system, five ultra sharp nanotech blades, the fastest motor in the market and lots of other cool-sounding stuff we don’t understand but want anyway.

<a href="" target="_blank">Toilet Monster</a>- This little green (or red) buddy is soon to be your favorite party trick. Using the suction cups on his hands, stick him to the inside of your toilet lid, then just put the lid down and let the fun begin when it scares the crap (literally) out of all the guests at your next crunkfest. What, you’re not having crunkfests? Loser! We’re having crunkfests almost every day. (Honestly, we have absolutely no idea what a crunkfest is. Is it like a Tupperware party?)
about $17

2011 Holiday Gift Guide: Gifts for Grooming