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Measuring Tape Toilet Paper, $3.99
We’re not quite sure why you’d need measuring tape in the bathroom but… actually, who are we kidding? There are tons of things to measure in the can, (what, no one else likes to grout while pooping?) and for four bucks, you can afford to stock up. This stuff will help you and your lucky loved ones keep track of your health in the new year. Stay regular, stay healthy, y’all.