So what if you have to sell your organs on the black market to afford this stuff? It’ll be worth it in the end when you’re able to one-up Oprah.
Hottug, $14,000 - $21,000
Most regular Jacuzzis seem to work wonders on women, but compared to an ocean-going hot tub, that land spa makes you look like a sucker. This wood-fired tug boat gets water temps up to 100 degrees, can fit up to eight people and creates a romantic ambiance without any effort (bow-chicka-bow-wow). Just try not to take a leak in the water – not even the hottug can make up for that.