He’s tortured you, cajoled you, and generally made your life a living hell. So what’s the perfect gift to pay back a lifetime of wet willies and less-than-optimal privacy? We’re glad you asked. Did you ask? We’re going to assume you asked.
Xbox One, $499
Presumably called the Xbox One because it’s Microsoft’s bid to be the one box to rule all others in your living room, the Xbox One delivers next-gen gaming, all kinds of streaming entertainment, an exclusive partnership with the NFL, as well as letting you voice-control your cable box. If the TV remote and couch pillows are your sworn enemies, getting an Xbox One will deal them a deathblow from which they won’t recover. Also, it offers something for almost everyone in your family. You know, in case your holiday isn’t all about vengeance.