The Beer Buckle, $21
If your family gatherings are anything like ours, they start out great, then tumble into a tattered mess of spilled beer, shouting, and hurled canned goods. Solve the first problem while giving your uncle something extra creepy to strap to his groin with the Beer Buckle. Just strap the belt on, fold down the buckle, place the beer inside the metal ring, and voila! You’ll soon lose count of the number of times he asks if you want to suck on his cold one.
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