Earl - Backcountry Survival Tablet, $299
We try to refrain from asking our creepy uncles direct questions about their whereabouts - mainly because that way, when we’re interrogated by the police, we won’t have to lie - but during long absences, we like making sure they’re safe nonetheless. With this rugged survival tablet, you’ll rest easy knowing he’s completely fine, on or off the lam. It can do virtually anything: Guide you through a desolate forest with its GPS system; send an SOS signal with its emergency radio; and give you enough time to avoid a natural disaster with its continual weather forecasts. Hell, with all that, he may just want stay in that cave he’s been hiding out in.
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