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Gifts for Your Creepy Uncle

Human Centipede Cufflinks, $12.50

If you enjoyed The Human Centipede, you are a bad person. If you enjoyed The Human Centipede 2, you are a terrible person. If you watch both regularly, congratulations! You are someone’s creepy uncle. Show your love for the worst kind of ass-to-mouth with these silver cufflinks that are guaranteed to put everyone else off their turkey dinner.
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