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Gifts for Your Dad

40’ Everest Fir Commercial Grade Christmas Tree, $37,000

Dad is obviously delighted that you are home for the holidays. He loves the spirit of togetherness and family as well as the warm feeling of giving. But what he loves most of all is showing those Goddamn Hamiltons across the way that he can kick their asses up and down their idyllic and spirited street with his Christmas decorations any time he wants. So get Dad this 40' industrial pre-lit Christmas tree and give him what he really wants - the smug satisfaction of being the best in the neighborhood. Suck on that, Jerry Hamilton.
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