The Bad Teacher star schools us on girl crushes, dry humping, and the importance of floss.
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It’s not every day that one of the world’s biggest movie stars offers to fulfill your schoolboy fantasies, but then Cameron Diaz is not your average movie star. Combining beauty, intelligence, and humor with a 4.0 in Potty Mouth, she is a rarefied creature even by Hollywood standards. Her latest role, as vodka-swilling, drugged-up, fake-boob-obsessed teacher Elizabeth Halsey in Bad Teacher, is a welcome return to There’s Something About Mary–esque humor…except it’s a whole lot filthier. Miss Diaz, we’ve been bad, bad boys!
It’s been eight years since your last shoot with us. Welcome home!
Thanks. It’s good to be back! Maxim is so fun: You can be sexy without taking yourself too seriously. With the Bad Teacher theme, I thought I should have been smoking weed with students and doing beer bongs, but we went for the straight-up sexy-teacher fantasy.
Is this your first time doing “sexy teacher”?
Well, it’s the first time for a magazine! I think “sexy teacher” is one of the first on the checklist of fantasy costumes for most guys.
Bad Teacher takes you back to your dirty- comedy roots. What drew you to it?
There weren’t enough bodily fluids exchanged in my films in recent times, so I had to go ahead and search it out.
How foulmouthed are you in real life?
I’m the worst. I’m trying to cut back.
What’s your favorite curse word?
“Cocksuckermotherfucker!” It really kind of flows out very easily for me, unfortunately.
Ever been caught smoking pot in the car like your character?
Oh, sure! I’ve definitely been like, “Throw it out! Throw it out!”
Your character is obsessed with getting new boobs. What are your thoughts on boob jobs?
If you want your boobs to be massive, that’s your prerogative. I have no judgment on that.
You have a dry-humping scene with Justin Timberlake. Got any tips for an effective dry hump?
Well, you have to have the right clothing—you don’t want anything rough that causes chafing. And there has to be a lot of contact. It’s a full-body sport, like a wrestling match.
When was the last time you dry-humped?
One should dry-hump as much as possible. It leads to great things. I’d prescribe at least once per day. What’s also nice about dry humping is that it can happen anywhere.
What are your tips on relationships for dudes?
I love men more than anything. I want all men to be happy and have rad women in their lives. But guys need women who challenge them and don’t let them get away with their shit. Women, conversely, need to not be crazy bitches who blow up when their guys tell them something that scares them.
And what about physical attributes for guys?
Women want guys to take care of themselves, work out, and look hot just as much as men want their girls to look that way.
You and A-Rod look very happy together.
Yeah, it’s really awesome.
Do you have to watch lots of baseball?
Ha, I love baseball!
Do you still think marriage is a dying institution?
I do. I think we have to make our own rules. I don’t think we should live our lives in relationships based off of old traditions that don’t suit our world any longer.
Our Hot 100 is in this issue. Got any girl crushes?
Mila Kunis is a little hottie. Natalie Portman is amazing…and the Victoria’s Secret girls!
What makes a woman hot?
Women who know who they are and are confident are the sexiest. I don’t find women who are looking for people’s approval to be sexy. I mean, it’s easy to seduce, but to be truly attractive, to bring people in and be sexy, I think that comes from the inside.
Hometown: San Diego
Birthday: August 30, 1972
Favorite cartoon as a kid: Tom and Jerry. I loved how they beat the shit out of each other.
First thing you notice in a guy: Hands. I like strong, manly hands that look like they know how to handle a woman.
The sexiest word in the English language: Sex. Just the word is sexy to me. There’s something to it.
Nightmare kissing partner: Anybody who doesn’t floss, and you can tell. And, yes, Tom Cruise flosses.
Quickest way to get you in the mood: I’m always in the mood.
Favorite sport: Sex.