This past year, the gorgeous Dessie Mitcheson won your vote as the 2013 Hometown Hotties Champion.
We never get this excited when we're brushing our hair – are we doing it wrong?
Warning: May offend those who don't like to play with their food.
There is literally nothing she can't make sexy.
Guys, meet America's sexiest girl next door! Dessie, meet two million guys who are going to try to buy your next-door neighbor's house as soon as they see this photo shoot.
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