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We fall for the sexy 30 Minutes or Less star in a hot second.

Where should we go?

Definitely not the movies, because then we’d just sit there for two hours and not get to know each other. Let’s do something active, like skiing.

Wanna go out and get some food afterward?
I love to eat, so I’d go for anything…except something weird, like tongue.

So no tongue on a first date with you?
Nope, no tongue. I can’t believe I just said that!

Do you ever approach guys?
Sure, I have no problem starting a conversation. But the actual asking out? That would be the guy’s job.

What’s the strangest way you’ve ever been asked out?
A slew of people have been asking me out on Twitter lately. It’s just weird.

Do you have any hidden talents you can show off on a date?
I can’t do that cherry thingy, if that’s what you mean.

Uh, we meant more like speak a foreign language.
And I went straight to tying a cherry stem with my tongue. Nice.

What can we bond over?
Film, for sure. I’m a huge Bond movie fan. My mom turned me on to them when I was little, so I grew up watching all the Sean Connery and Roger Moore ones.

Any turnoffs?
Smoking is a huge turnoff. Kissing a guy with that kind of breath? Blech!

We don’t smoke, so do we get a kiss at the end of the night?
Maybe a little peck. We did say no tongue…


September 14

Hometown: Karachi, Pakistan

Current role: Opposite goofballs Nick Swardson, Aziz Ansari, and Danny McBride in 30 Minutes or Less.

McBridal party: “Danny is the complete opposite of his characters. Total gentleman!”

Dream superpower: “To pop from one place to another, ’cause I love to travel. No jet lag!”

Celebrity crush(es): Daniel Craig and Johnny Depp. “But they’re taken—I don’t want to be a home wrecker."

Go-to drink: “I love a dirty Ketel One martini. Like, filthy.”

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