While our first road-side nookie went worse than our driving test, these vehicle-oriented sex scenes are a proud testament to that rite of passage.

<em>No Way Out</em>- Costner and Young getting it on in a limo was the highlight of this movie, and, ironically, of Young's career.

<em>Galaxy Quest</em>- A pre-Monk Tony Shalhoub does the nasty with a tentacled creature aboard the spaceship while Sam Rockwell looks on. I got hard just writing that.

<em>Titanic</em>- In a car on a ship—that's technically two. And judging from Kate Winslet's pawing of the steamed-up window, Titanic might not just be the name of the ship.

<em>Risky Business</em>- You know it still gives you a chubby to watch Rebecca De Mornay during the train scene, even if it is Tom Cruise she's riding.

<em>Crash</em>- The Cronenberg flick, not the Oscar winner. The whole damn mess of a movie gave new meaning to the term "banged up."

<em>Boogie Nights</em>- Rollergirl. 'Nuff said.

<em>Moonraker</em>- Who else but Bond would—or could—get it on in a space capsule after saving the world? Okay, besides Cheney.

<em>Airplane!</em>- When a blow-up doll is hotter than the leading lady, it's either a credit to its costar or a statement about the casting director.

<em>Pam & Tommy Lee's Home Movie</em>- Take your pick: The while-Tommy's-driving blow job or the banging on the boat. You really can't lose.

BONUS: <em>Clerks II</em>- Yes, a donkey is a vehicle.