Guilt trip: The worst thing about having a virgin girlfriend who sends you off with a "guilt-free pass" to run and play with hundreds of naked college chicks—which, admittedly, is amazing—is her nosy best friend who convinces her to revoke such a freedom. While we can't condone such an act of cock-blockery, it's really hard to stay upset with someone as juicy as Jordan. We ain't mad at ya, Madley!

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley poses for her Maxim American Pie photo shoot in a bedroom.

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley

Jordan Madley