American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi is back in pop music's most powerful court, and we hereby plead guilty to a first-degree obsession.
How did you go from songwriter to American Idol superjudge?
They were looking for a fourth judge, and they wanted to add someone who was in the industry. Plus, I'm known to be ballsy and outspoken. They knew I wouldn't clam up and go under the desk. Although I did want to, believe me!
Would you have auditioned for Idol when you were starting out?
Yes, but I don't think I would have gotten too far if I was, like, 20.
Are you missing Paula this season?
During the auditions, yeah, I missed her. She was so nurturing, and I try to have some of that in my critiques. I wouldn't say I have the maternal instinct that she had, though. I'm a little bit more New York, a little more hard-edge.
Does Simon ever lay into you the way he did Paula?
Definitely. It's hard for me to say something negative to a contestant without giving something constructive back, and that annoys Simon. But they're kids, and you feel for them - especially when they have a story, like they've overcome cancer or something.
Are you sad that it's Simon's final season?
I have no idea. All I can say is the guy can do things not many folks can get away with, and people like when someone is true to himself.
Are you happy about Ellen joining?
I was like, "Rock on!" Are you kidding? The thing with Ellen I don't think everybody understands is that she's a huge music lover. That's what you need to be on Idol.
Did you get a big response from male idol fans?
I got a couple of proposals and though maybe I'd want to divorce my husband. [laughs]
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To see more Kara DioGuardi pictures, and our full interview with her, be sure to pick up the March issue of Maxim, on newsstands February 16.