You were on our cover eight years ago. What’s new?
I own a 775,000-volt Taser stun gun. And I loathe Hummers. They scream that you’re making up for shortcomings, like, “I have a small dick. Can you tell?”
Are you pro-manscaping?
I don’t like cheeseballs who are manscaped to a tee. I respond better to actors from earlier eras. There was more masculinity then. Men fell into Hollywood—they weren’t actors with manicures.