EA Games, proprietors of fine video games series like Madden and Rock Band, took the easy way out in marketing their new Command & Conquer video game: hot chicks in skimpy military uniforms. Running the gamut from actresses to mixed martial arts fighters to lingerie models, the ladies of Red Alert 3 provide all of the titillating kill skills you'll need to take down a rogue Russian leader who plans to use a time machine to restore the Soviet Union's standing as a world superpower. What, you don't remember that from fifth grade History?
