Katharine McPhee
Why she made the list: We always knew she could sing, but somewhere between coming up short on American Idol and appearing on The Tyra Banks Show, she got hot. Plus, she has no problem being felt up.
Drawback: She was discovered by one of the most annoying shows on television.



Lisa Lampanelli
Why she made the list: We're like lions?we go for the weak gazelles limping at the back of the pack. Of all the ladies on the list, she seems the most attainable. And she's always good for a laugh or two.
Drawback: She spends most of her nights working the clubs. Also, if you're easily offended, you're in for a bumpy ride.



Condoleezza Rice
Why she made the list: We're not gonna lie, power gets us off. And there isn't a more powerful broad out there than ol' Condi. Besides, what was it Snoop said about gap teeth?
Drawback: Late nights in the oval office might arouse suspicion. We're looking at you, Cheney?and Bush?and Wolfowitz. Damn, this gal is insatiable.



Ivanka Trump
Why she made the list: Trump trust fund with boobies. Woo hoo!!
Drawback: The "Trump" in trust fund. The Donald's endless dinnertime blathering might just cause us to choke on one of his steaks.