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Audrina Patridge
The Hills (MTV)

The Hills are alive with the sounds of catfighting. How bad does it get this season?
Girls throw ice at us and try to start fights. One time a girl tapped Lauren on the shoulder, yelled, “You fucking bitch!” and threw a drink in her face. Who does that? It was so catty.

Did you fight back?
I ran after her. You can’t hold back—this is reality.

Any weirdo fans?
I had a stalker who’d follow me home. It was creepy, but he was actually kind of cute.

Is it tough balancing partying with filming?
A few months ago MTV would show up to film, and I was always hung over. That’s not pretty. I’ve mellowed out now.

Always been rebellious?
I did the typical stuff senior year—ditched school, snuck out, experimented with pot. I like to try everything once.

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Lauren Conrad
The Hills (MTV)

Any downside to being on TV?
The worst part is when people talk about how much they hate you. I’m not playing a character—this is who I am.

Why would anyone hate you?
I have a bad habit of making fun of every guy who hits on me as soon as he leaves.

So how can a guy succeed?
Don’t pay too much attention to me. Make me sweat.

What was the biggest shock when you moved to L.A.?
I love it here, but almost everyone does cocaine. I’ve never even seen cocaine. I can’t even use nasal spray.

C’mon—you never get crazy?
When Audrina and I drink too much, they’ll shut off the cameras. The crew will be cracking up, like, “We cannot use this.” But we’re pretty tame girls.

Danay Garcia & Jodi Lyn O’Keefe
Prison Break (FOX)

Have you heard that female inmates known as LURDs—lesbians until release date—are huge Prison Break fans?
DG: Cool! I have no problem with that, as long as people enjoy the show.

Y’all enjoy shooting in Texas?
JO: I’ve had to learn to eat meat in 100-degree heat. At lunch the other day, our only options were three steaks, so I was like, “Let’s go—I’ll take the rib eye.”

Danay, what do you miss most about living in Cuba?
DG: The mojitos. My father worked in the bar where Ernest Hemingway drank. And I grew up smoking cigars. It’s hard to find good ones here because they’re illegal, but I have a Cuban cigar connection...

Spill it! We’re trustworthy.
DG: I can’t or I’ll get in trouble.

Afraid of getting thrown in the slammer?
DG: Yes! Though I’d do whatever it takes to get out—even seduce a guy. I like to be sexy. I used to be a model, so I’m not afraid of bikinis or lingerie.

Is it hard to put the screws to someone on the show?
JO: When they give me a gun, I get right into the ‘I’m a badass’ mind-set. On the first day of shooting, I tucked the gun into my pants, but it fell into my underwear. I asked the director for a holster, and he goes, “Holster? Jodi, you just need tighter pants.”

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Rachel Specter
Not Another High School Show (Comedy Central)

Why will Not Another High School Show be a huge hit?
Because it’s a hilarious spoof of shows like The O.C. My character, Spring, is outrageous: bitchy and slutty. There’s melodrama. People get slapped.

Were you bitchy in school?
No, I was always a nice, good student. I’d cry when I didn’t get an A. Being organized keeps me sane; I can’t relax until everything is in its place.

So your underwear drawer is color-coordinated?
Actually, my underwear is all over the place because it’s all too small to fold. My bras are stacked nicely on top of one another though.

Care to share your wildest high school moment?
I never got arrested, but I threw a huge party when my parents were out of town. They still don’t know about it. Well, I guess they do now.

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This Not Another High School Show sweetheart makes us want to head back to the classroom.

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Cheryl Burke
Dancing With the Stars (ABC)

Is it torture teaching B-list celebrities to dance?
It’s hard for a man who doesn’t know how to dance to look like he’s leading the woman. But as long as he’s having fun and looks like he knows what he’s doing, he’ll go far.

Why should guys who aren’t into dancing tune in?
Besides the skimpy outfits? Dancing is sexy. The judges have always found me sensual, even when I was competing at 13. I have dancer’s legs—they’re not super skinny.

When you’re out at a club, are you strictly ballroom or do you ever get your freak on?
I’ll bring sexy back after a few drinks, but when you dance for a living, sometimes you want to sit back and watch everyone else. If I weren’t so busy, you’d see me out every night getting trashed like any normal 23-year-old girl.