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10. Jody Palmer
Anahuac, Texas

Homespun: “Anahuac is known as the alligator capital of the world. There are farms for alligator hunting, and there’s a competition at Gatorfest every year where people weigh the gators they’ve killed to see whose is the biggest.”

Cancel that back waxing: “I love all things manly. I like it when guys are sweaty after a workout. I like when they fix a car and they’re covered in grease. And I especially like a man who can barbecue and cook a steak. I tried to date a vegan once—it didn’t work out.”

Good cop or bad cop: “I’d be a bad one, definitely. I’d probably take advantage of all the young, cute guys I pulled over and steal their pot.”

Greece-balls: “Men in Athens are so rude. When I lived there, I couldn’t leave my house without guys yelling at me or grabbing my ass. Two men tried to run me over with their motor scooter because I wouldn’t pay attention to them. They’re worse than Italians.”

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9. Gillian LeBrun
Fullerton, California

Homespun: “Fullerton’s in Orange County, but it’s nothing like The O.C. That’s about people who live in Newport Beach whose dads are millionaires, not normal people.”

Employee of the year: “I hated working at Old Navy. I think I’m allergic to their fabric. I’d come home every day uncontrollably itchy. I still shop there, though. Just bought two tops for $15!”

Go ahead, have thirds: “I don’t like big muscles. I don’t like fat guys, but I want men to be soft and squishable.”

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8. Roberta Lang
Bothell, Washington

Homespun: “Not a lot goes on in Bothell. The other night there was a car accident off the freeway. That was kind of a big deal.”

Genuine Corinthian leather: “I own a few tanning salons, and some people really are tanorexic. People come in looking like they’ve lived in a tanning booth for 20 years—but they keep coming back! Of course, they’re my best customers.”

Celebrity death match: “If I had the chance, I’d kick Tyra Banks’ ass. She thinks she’s so special. Her TV show is all about her!”

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