With reports of an Amy Fisher sex tape, everyone's a potential porn star. If you find one of these in an old storage closet, set fire to it. And yourself.

Jon Heder- In Napoleon Vaginamite

Tony Shaloub- In Sha-lube it up and Stick it In

Iggy Pop- In Iggy and the Splooges

Chris Berman- In Rumblin', Fumblin', Humpin'

Ryan Seacrest- In Ridin' Seacrest

DJ Qualls- In Qualls Deep

John Goodman- In The Big Leblowski

Elizabeth Taylor- In A Lesbian Taylor

Larry King- In Larry Kink Live