Looks like you missed your chance, Mr. Clooney.
Photographed for Maxim by Antoine Verglas
She's almost six feet tall, but Stacy Keibler sure moves fast! Less than a year after breaking up with Hollywood's reigning hunk (and perennial bachelor) George Clooney, the leggy blonde is no longer a single lady. Yes, the former Ravens cheerleader, WWE superstar, and Dancing with the Stars contestant got married in Mexico over the weekend to tech entrepreneur Jared Pobre. While it's tough to feel bad for George Clooney, we do sympathize with the guy: Not only is his former love now with another man, but his World War II-era movie, Monuments Men, hasn't been doing so great at the box office. In fact, if he asked us to hang with him at his villa in Lake Como, Italy, we'd happily hop over there to help him mourn. Just shoot us a text, George, and we'll be on the next flight!