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Get to Know Office Assistant Casie

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So what did our employees complain about today?
There was a stomachache, a headache, and a case of diarrhea. But I don’t think any of them were real ailments.


Oh, Yeah? Do you have experience in the medical field?
My mom’s a nurse, but she typically wears more clothing to work. I was a nurse for Halloween once, though, so I’m pretty familiar with your office dress code.


What’s the worst injury you’ve had?
I fell backward playing soccer, and both my arms snapped. I had two casts and still went on the field! My threshold for pain puts the Maxim guys to shame.


That statement is as hurtful as it is true. What do you think makes the best medicine?
I like when my mom brings me soup, but sometimes shitty food, especially pizza, works as well!

 


Any nongreasy guilty pleasures?
I’m actually a great baker. My signature dish has to be macaroons.

 


Would you make macaroons for a sick boyfriend?
Maybe. It depends on how much I like him.


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