She brought the word "screw" to America. Now, we bring her to you.


Props to our Editor-in-Chief for a great feature idea. As sad as it was for him to see his favorite team lose two weeks ago, he proposed a way to turn their lost into our gain. After he spied a feisty blonde caught on Fox television wearing a crop-top T-shirt that read FUCK DA EAGLES, we put out a nationwide dragnet and within hours she was signing on for a shoot. We flew her in and, to our very pleasant surprise, she had way more to offer then a cheeky T-shirt. Enjoy a little dance from images not included in her gallery .