HER PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE: Taryn acts her heart out in Eminem’s sort-of biopic 8 Mile and sings her butt off in the new Gap ads.
THE CONNECTION BETWEEN EMINEM AND BRITNEY: You may recognize Taryn from Crossroads or White Oleander (emphasis on may).
IT’S NEVER TOO LATE, FELLAS: “A guy should be circumcised. I know that it isn’t a guy’s fault if he isn’t, but it’s a plus. Remember those little water-snake toys you had when you were little that you squeeze from hand to hand? [Uncircumcised] it looks like one of those. There’s just no rocket top, you know? It looks like it’s hiding.”
SHE CAN KICK OUR ASS ANYTIME: “I think Pink and I should get in the ring. Not because I don’t like her, but because she’s kind of like me. She kind of has that ‘don’t mess with me’ vibe.”
