She’s flexible! “I am very drawn to personality. When it comes to looks, a ‘not so appealing’ person can be extremely attractive to me.”
She speaks the truth! “I’ve only skinny-dipped with a bunch of girls. I’m only into guys, but let’s face it, a girl’s body is so much sexier than a guy’s.”
She’s very neat! “I don’t like throwing parties at my own house. I’d rather mess up somebody else’s.”
She’s combat-ready! “Once I got in a fight with this girl. I had three beer bottles in my purse, and I whacked her and they broke all over her face.”
She knows her strengths! “I look sexiest right out of bed in a pair of booty shorts, frying up some bacon and eggs for my man.”