THE FACTS What's so great about Sinking Spring? "Cows." Favorite drink: Daiquiri Favorite actor: Jim Carrey Favorite team: Detroit Lions Day job: Kindergarten teaching assistant Best music venue: "There are some open mikes at bookstores, but you have to travel for the good stuff." Best place to meet guys in your town: "The Beverly Hills Tavern. It's as close as you can get to a beach here. It has sand and bands playing outside." Best place to make out: "This boat ramp at a nearby lake. One time a guy and I went and danced all night. When we got tired we just lay there, staring at the stars." Ever skinny-dipped in a neighbor's pool? "Not yet…"
THE LOWDOWN Imagine that Gilmore Girl with extra curves in all the right places. Double her energy and you're almost at April. "I'm not good at being normal," she laughs, before taking the photo shoot by storm. She calls herself bubbly—an understatement for a girl from Amish country who sang between every shot.
In the clothes trailer, she got naked…without being asked. Then an assistant saw her and yelled, "I am now an ass man!" Also: Our assistant is a female. Like a lot of stuff, kindergarten looks like it's gotten a lot better since we bailed out.
