THE FACTS What's so great about Granada Hills? "Sunny, sexy, luscious beaches and the people on them." Sexiest circus freak: Fat man Favorite movie:Gia Favorite team: 49ers Best place to meet guys in your town: "Club Rio in Encino. There are always a lot of people shaking their butts to Brazilian music." Best place to make out: "In the shower, 'cause there's easy access to everything." Best music venue: "Club Rio! I love Brazilian music, and they also mix reggae, salsa, and hip-hop."
THE LOWDOWN "I'm here to show everyone what I've got," says Diana by way of introduction. Born and raised in Russia, she came of age in California but inherited those voluptuous curves from her gypsy ancestors. Diana does that hot Euro thing where she touches people while she's talking to them. Including other girls. Girls in bikinis…But we digress.
This aspiring actress has another surprise: a background in computer programming. (We take back all the dandruff remarks about the IT guys.) Describe yourself in three words, Diana: "I'm very sexual." Man, that's perfect—so are we!