This is exactly what our Founding Fathers had in mind with that Second Amendment thing.

 

Various Hotties

Behold a compilation of recoiled sexiness.

 

Julie: Bolton, CT

Check out the size of those watermelons!

 

Alicia: Simi Valley, CA

It's a nunchuck-wielding Hottie nicknamed "The Ninja Model." Will someone please give Alicia her own Saturday morning cartoon?

 

Lolly Malone: El Paso, TX

Dangerous? What?! Aren't you supposed to look into the barrel of the gun to see if you've fired off all the rounds.

 

Lindsay: Raleigh, NC

In addition to firearms and fire breathing, she also eats nails for breakfast and can crush rocks with her, uh, you know.

 

Stevie: Tampa, FL

Note to self: Buy a gun, move to Tampa and go to the shooting range on Monday nights.