Seems like love is out of Bloom. See what we did there? No? Okay.
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Look, we're not saying we're happy that, according to their reps, pretty-boy pretend pirate Orlando Bloom and awesomely gorgeous Aussie Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr have broken up. That would be mean. That said, are we upset that one of the most beautiful women on the planet is once again single after six years with Bloom? Well, no. Let's let this clip from the seminal '80s sitcom Perfect Strangers sum up our feelings on the matter. (And hey, Orlando, we're always here if you need a shoulder to cry on, bro.)