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Our new employee arrived, and suddenly everyone had to use the bathroom.


So what was the issue here today?
I was called in to snake some drains and drain some pipes, a pretty standard day of work.


Did the staff feel embarrassed by the fact that a hot lady like you had to clean up their mess?
A few editors were ner­­vous that I would judge them by the plumbing, but I told them not to worry—I’ve seen much worse.

Do you think any of them may tamper with the plumbing system to get you back here?
I have a feeling that might happen, but honestly, I don’t really mind!

Is that because the job pays well or because the staff is so charming? 
I’d have to say a bit of both. The guys were cool, but unfortunately I was so busy that I didn’t have any time to flirt. But I am single, so hit me up, boys! 


What’s the best way for a guy to get your attention?
That’s easy: Don’t stare at my chest! I know this uniform is a little revealing, but I do have a face.

Noted. How do you unwind after a tough day of work?
Nothing feels better than a hot, steamy shower.

Honestly, do you ever get used to the mess?
You know, I always say, “It’s a shitty job, but someone’s gotta do it!”

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