Pool Party

Women in water, what’s not to love?

When there are women in, or even in close proximity to, a pool you can be guaranteed two things: only bathing suits—teeny ones at that—will be worn, and the chances of them getting wet are high. We’d strap on swimmies to float next to these bathing beauties. Cannonball your way into this group of pool girls because they’re sure to make a big splash.