She's not stu-Pitt: The ex-Pitt spun her break-up spotlight into exposure for The Break-Up, a relationship comedy about a pudgy lunatic who thinks there are women available hotter than Jennifer—the same mistake Brad made. Though we're sure she no longer needs it, we just wanted to remind her that our shoulder is always available to cry on, or anything else she might need it for.
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