Hottie in a half shell: Taken from the internal monologue for Denis Leary's tired "I'M SO ANGRY" stand-up routine, FX's Rescue Me now features Paige as a teacher who is hotter than the cafeteria lady's breath. For you basic-cable cheapskates, you may remember wanting to share with her the secret of your ooze in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II and III.
