6-6-06 EDITION! Age: Older than time Hometown: Hades Likes: Long walks on the beach, lakes of fire, evil, Matt Lauer. Dislikes: Gene Shalit (even Satan has her limits).
Bat out of hell: After feeding Eve an apple in the Garden of Eden and dooming mankind forever, Satan took a job at ABC News in 1979. Satan's bubbly personality and poor interviewing skills then made her a popular fixture on NBC's Today show ten years later. Soccer moms were going totally apeshit for Satan! Shortly thereafter, Satan vanquished foe Dan Rather to become the first solo female anchor of the CBS Evening News. We wish Satan the best of luck in her new career!
