Time to start dusting off those pickup lines, people.
Photographed for Maxim by Ture Lillegraven | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2013
Malin Akerman has been one of our favorite funny girls for years now - a triple threat of sexy, talented, and hilarious that would leave us weak in the knees, had our knees not already reached a state best described as "medically puny." The star of ABC's Trophy Wife is also now single, having just split up with her husband of six years, musician Roberto Zincone, so let's all spend a few minutes daydreaming that we'd ever have a chance in hell of landing someone this awesome:
And while we're at it, let's have another look at Malin's May 2012 Maxim cover. Aaaand these shots from her April 2009 Maxim cover. And then go and have a very cold shower while slapping ourselves in the face repeatedly.