Because no girl's going to want to talk to you looking like that.
What it is:
Zirh Platinum Under Eye Complex, $75
Why we like it:
If holiday parties and late-night frolicking are turning your face into a battlefield, fight the remnants of too much booze and not enough sleep with Zirh’s Platinum Under Eye Complex. While this magic potion won’t reduce the pounding in your head, it is created to instantly energize tired looking eyes, reduce puffiness, and wipe out dark circles.
Where to get it:
Smell Like An Italian Stallion
Cologne?! I want to see some girls!