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Alana's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
The Kings. I was introduced to them a couple of years ago when they started to pick up speed. I love hockey and think it's one of the most intense sports you can be involved in. It was so amazing to see them win the Stanley Cup this year.

What's your favorite movie quote?
SPRING BREAK FOREVER, BITCHES!

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Skyrim at the moment. It's not the kind of game you could kick someone's butt in, but I've (embarrassingly) kicked your butt in the sense that I've invested way more hours in it than you have.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
I have 4 tiny tattoos: the Scorpio symbol behind my ear, a phrase down my back, "within dreams" on my side, and an angel wing on my right ankle that is almost gone because it was done in white ink.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
I have a lot of video game soundtracks on my iPod. I've had friends come over and go through my iTunes and be like, "What the hell is this?"

What's your best party trick?
Maybe forcing everyone to drink more with me. How can anyone say no to more liquor?

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
This guy in the gym approached me and said, "Did you say hi to me yesterday? Or was that someone else? I could never forget your face." No.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
When I was 16, I worked at Jamba Juice. We were located right next to a middle school, and on more than one occasion I had to put on a giant banana suit and kids would come up and kick me.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Eat pufferfish. If it the chef doesn't cut it just right, the poison can kill you.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Taco Bell. Doritos Locos Tacos are the absolute greatest.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Tofurkey.

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
I don't kiss and tell.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Bikinis.

Tell us a joke.
2 communists are sitting on a porch in a nudist colony. One of them turns to the other and asks "Have you read Marx?" "Yes," replies the other, "I think it's these wicker chairs." I'm not very funny unfortunately.