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Alma Yarilis's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
Chicago White Sox!!! I grew up on the South Side of Chicago all my life, and this is the team to represent South Side Chicago the best! Not to mention, their stadium, the U.S. Cellular stadium has the best food to be served in a stadium and the best and most amiable crowd in all of the U.S.A.!

What's your favorite movie quote?
"A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple and reassuring as putting a coat around a little boy's shoulders to let him know that the world hadn't ended."- The Dark Knight Rises

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
I haven't played video games in years, but when I did, my favorite game was Super Donkey Kong. So...I'm guessing pretty much anyone can kick my butt in any video game right now.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Zero tattoos. 2 piercings in each ear and my super exotic belly piercing.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
The most embarrassing song on my iPod is 'I'm a Gummy Bear'. Don't ask.

What's your best party trick?
My best party trick is walking in with my gummy bear Jell-o shots.

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
"Dang mama, you with so many curves and me with no breaks," this was said to me by a ten year old. o_O

What's the worst job you've ever had?
The worst job I had was as a 'Filer', you can imagine what I did for eight hours, file.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
The most dangerous thing I ever did was done at the age of four. I was a badass at an early age. After watching the movie Dennis the Menace, I pulled up the emergency brakes WHILE my mom was driving on a narrow street.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Nothing. We are sleeping, wherever we so happen to be.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
A dead moth stuck to an ice cube. I don't know how that got there. I'm sure it was sunny weather related.

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
Does underwater in a sea count as in public?

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
I feel the sexiest wearing a tank and boxers.

Tell us a joke.
Three guys are sitting with their drunk friend at work. The three men ask their drunk friend, "Hey why don't we invite a bunch of hot women to your house after work," knowing he'll say yes because he's drunk. The drunks agrees. The doorbells rings, and it's a hot woman, the first guy gets her, the second doorbell rings, another hot woman for the second guy. The same happens with the third guy. Finally, the doorbell rings and the drunk gets the door. He turns around at his friends and tells them, "You guys always leave me the UGLY one!" It's his wife.