Amanda's Q & A
Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
I don't watch.
What's your favorite movie quote?
I love scotch!
What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Don't play them.
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
All things Taylor Swift.
What's your best party trick?
To drink large amounts of vodka waters and maintain composure.
What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
I haven't gotten too many one-liners.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Lion hunting in Africa.
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
We hit up every open fast food joint on the way home and devour our buffet of regretful nastiness in front of recordings of Tosh.0.
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Strange to most people are the dozens of different root veggies for my smoothies. They look odd.
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Lace lace lace.
Tell us a joke.
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place." So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God replies, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way." I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs.