Amber's Q & A
Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
Ravens, I'm born and raised in Maryland!
What's your favorite movie quote?
"I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names." - Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind
What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
WOW, or Guild Wars, though I do have an affinity for Fable (though it ended too quickly) and any Zelda.
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Only my ears are pierced, but I have my son's name on my left shoulder blade, a tiger lily on my lower right side/back, and 'Broken per aspera ad astra' on my neck (meaning, through difficulty I reach the stars).
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Probably 'A Song to Sing' by Hanson. Yeah, you heard me right, haha.
What's your best party trick?
The only 'party-type-trick' I have is that I can do the pretzel.
What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
"Did it hurt." What? "Did it hurt, when you fell out of heaven?"
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Being a maid. In general, it is a pretty thankless job.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
I'm not really into dangerous things, so it's sad to say that it's probably just the sky flyer at King's Dominion in VA haha.
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Bistro Francais in Washington, D.C. It's wonderful!
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
That I have about 50 million different salad dressings.
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
That would be having sex on a bike path around lunch time...oops!
What do you feel sexiest wearing?
My workout clothes!
Tell us a joke.
Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs wide open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass sure hurts like hell!"