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Ashley's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
The Saints! Who else?!

What's your favorite movie quote?
"You are NOT your f***ing khakis!"

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Haha! The last video game I was good at would have to be Super Smash Bros. I used to be really good! Not sure if I still got it... :-x

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
I have about 20 small tattoos all in very sneaky places!

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Oh Lord... Probably some good ol' Bourbon Street classic rock, like "Pour Some Sugar on Me" or "Don't Stop Believin'" Haha!

What's your best party trick?
Getting everybody WASTED 0;P!

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
A guy at work explained to me how my opener was called a "pecker checker" and told me he met the criteria... Very entertaining day, to say the least.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
I worked the drive-thru at McDonald's!!!

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Passed out at a strip club, got my wallet stolen by a stripper, stumbled 10 blocks and passed out facedown on Bourbon St. Then I cursed out a bum and made him cry. I had a flight the next day so it was pretty dangerous trying to get myself back together the next day!

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
OMG - Something stupid like KRYSTAL BURGER! Or pizza. Depends where I am!

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
I am a compulsive fridge cleaner and organizer so it would have to be something my roommate has left in there! She NEVER throws old food away.

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
Everything I do is awesome.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
A tan ;)

Tell us a joke.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."