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Ashton's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
The Kitty Bowl half-time show. Because who can resist?

What's your favorite movie quote?
"I don't know how to tell you this, but... there's a Chinese family in our bathroom." -500 Day of Summer

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Voodoo Vince! It was my obsession years ago and they don't even make it anymore.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Just my ears, both only once.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Limp Bizkit - "Rollin". I can't keep a straight face listening to it - it's just too ridiculous.

What's your best party trick?
Knee farts, eye farts, the worm - you name it, I've got it covered.

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
Dude: "Hey you wanna dance?" Me: "No thanks, I just ordered a drink." Dude: "That's OK, I need to take a shit anyway." I definitely never forgot that one.

What's the worst job you've ever had?
Folding T-shirts at Old Navy during the holidays. It was an endless effort gone to waste.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Attempting a photo shoot at the pyramids in Cairo, Egypt. We were detained, separately questioned and forced to delete the images. Scratch that, eating the mystery meats there might have been more dangerous.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
A glazed doughnut sandwich stuffed with Funyuns. Brilliant.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
The science experiment in my vegetable drawer that I forgot about while I was out of town. These poor strawberries look like blackberries now.

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
Playing baseball in my underwear at a recreation center during the dead of summer with my girlfriends then sitting in an ice freezer afterwards to cool down.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Definitely not pants. I have a no pants policy at home and I'm trying to spread the no pants party movement to all my friends. It seems to be catching on ;)

Tell us a joke.
What do the CEO or Tupperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal.