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Christa

Boxford, Massachusetts

2014: Week 1
Height: 
5'6'
Weight: 
112lbs.
Measurements: 
34 - 24 - 34
Profession: 
Integrated Marketing Manager for Comedy Website
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L O A D I N G . . .

Christa's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
Don't even make me choose or I'll get wicked fackin' pissed dude. Kidding! (kind of) I root for any and all BOSTON sports teams, specifically the Celtics.(I wear my green, but I live in LA, so I've actually had things thrown at me). Pats (love you Tom), Sox, Bruins, you get the idea :)

What's your favorite movie quote?
STEP BROTHERS: (I must put the whole thing for full effect)
Brennan: Favorite prehistoric dinosaur?
Brennan and Dale: Tyrannosaurus rex!
Dale: Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to?
Brennan and Dale: Home Weekly!
Brennan: Who is one man that you would sleep with if you were a girl?
Brennan and Dale: John Stamos!
Dale: Oh my gosh.
Brennan: Did we just become best friends?
Dale: Yup.

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Kickin it old school, SUPER NINTENDO - Donkey Kong. And (pardon my French but) absofuckinglutely I could and I will.

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Papa Larkin would kill me. (Even though I live across the country I'm convinced he could spidey-sense it.)

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
"I've Got Friends In Low Places' by Garth Brooks. The song itself isn't embarrassing, but I suddenly think I'm a (male) country star when it comes on. "Baritone" singing voice? Check. Hairbrush microphone? Check. Air Guitar? Obviously.

What's your best party trick?
I don't want to brag, but okay I do - I'm amazing at Flip Cup. (best party trick #2 -- I'm really good at cheating at Flip Cup)

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
"Are your parents retarded? Because I think you're special"

What's the worst job you've ever had?
Graveyard shift at a Radio Station. Go in at midnight, leave at 6am. Pause whatever I'm streaming on Netflix to push a big red button every hour. kill. me.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Jumped off a roof in Boston thinking the snow would "break my fall" 19-year-old girls are stupid.

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
The bag of cookies I keep stashed in my purse for this exact reason.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Cupcakes with musical notes and dollar signs on them. Tomorrow is my company's annual "Pokeroke" (half kareoke/half poker) event. I think I can feel your jealously from here.....

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
Topless rope swing. (hey, I'm from a small town, lots of woods, lots of down time...)

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Jeans shorts & a tank.

Tell us a joke.
No I won't. Guess the joke is on you. Bada Bing...