Height: 5'3"

Weight: 100 lbs.

Profession: Artist and full-time white-collar slave?

Preferred Celebrity Status: Model

Relationship Status: Single

Favorite Sport/Team: Green Bay Packers! Brett Favre rocks!

Favorite Movie/Actor: Angelina Jolie (mmm...)

Favorite Music/Artist: Good ol' rock'n'roll. Bring '80s glam-metal back, please!

Favorite Song: "Vampires in Love" by Butch Walker

Favorite Food: Lucky Chengs. Getting drunk with drag queens is surreal.

First Job: I was a pro brat-sitter.

Other: Just a girl tryin' to make it in a big boys world. Part artist, part writer, full-time dreamer, muse, and an epic nerd who's into hairbands and proud of it. Don't just create art...become it!