Denise's Q & A
Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
Arizona Diamondbacks because they were the first professional baseball game I went to and fell in love with how they play their best every single game.
What's your favorite movie quote?
"You guys are going to get pitch slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave." - Fat Amy, Pitch Perfect
What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
My favorite video game would be Dead Rising, and yes I could kick your butts at it because killing zombies has become a part of my video gaming life!
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
I don't have any! Ahh!
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Ja Rule ft Ashanti - Always on time
What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
The infamous, "Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven because you have the face of an angel."
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Working as a dog bather.
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Open the door of a car to get out while the car was going 10 mph.
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Gigantic breakfast burritos and nachos covered in beans, cheese, meat, and pico de gallo, and don't forget the amazing hot dog!
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
I'm not sure, I haven't looked in my fridge for a few days... A packet of old honey mustard.
What do you feel sexiest wearing?
I feel sexy in just about everything. But I've always fantasized about being a lingerie model.
Tell us a joke.
Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."