Height: 5'4"

Weight: 115 lbs.

Profession: Broker's assistant

Preferred Celebrity Status: Model

Relationship Status: Hooked Up

Favorite Sport/Team: Basketball/L.A. Lakers

Favorite Movie/Actor: Tommy Boy/David Spade

Favorite Music/Artist: Alternative/311

Favorite Song: "Are You Gonna Be My Girl" by Jet

Favorite Food: Anyplace with a pool table where I can attempt to hustle

First Job: Hooters girl

Other: I'm a Capricorn. I enjoy a good fart joke, making fun of your mom, and laughing at other people's expense. Yes, I'm insensitive. Yes, I'm an asshole. Yes, I'm going to hell. I'll see you there.