Heidi Jo's Q & A
Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
the Pensacola Ice Flyers! I love me some hockey. I can eat wings and yell obscenities and no one cares, its also not hot which is a plus since I live in Florida>>>its awesome. Also, as a roller derby girl and Miss Pensacola USA I was able to drop the puck and have events with the guys. They are pretty awesome off the rink too.
What's your favorite movie quote?
Its hella long. Im a bit obsessed with Kevin Smith and I love the Clerks movies.My favorite scene (its too long to be a quote but it's my favorite) is where Randall is fighting with the customer in clerks two about what the true trilogy is Star Wars or Lord of the Rings. My fangirl comes out and I'm sorry Star Wars always wins.
What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
I love old games and my favorite is Street fighter! I'd totally kick anyone's butt as Chun Li. I've worked Comic cons and Im always Chun Li! She kicks major ass and she's I am Asian so it goes.
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
I have one small pink and purple hibiscus on my right lower hip. I do and love pin up modeling and really want a Betty Page sugar skull sleeve but that may be difficult considering my degree is in Education.
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
I'm a classic rock girl and am all about the doors, zeppelin, Beatles, the who. Ramones etc. but I will say I rock out to ALL Justin Bieber songs! No shame here
What's your best party trick?
I sell sex toys through Slumber Parties Inc. I have a giant blow up penis I take out from time to time.
What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
A guy once told me his fantasy was an Asian in overalls and asked if I had any....that was just awkward.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
I hated working retail. tween would come in and destroy everything! Plus I spent all the money I made where I worked...
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
gotten into a political conversation with family...Never works out to well...
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
Denny's! I always need a bacon cheeseburger and cheese fries...I'm a bit obsessed with bacon.
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
I tried to juice...it looks like sick baby poo....
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
I was greek and my college boyfriend had his hell week where no girlfriends were allowed to see the guys. At the end of the week the girls met them at their formal. We had it at a well known hotel on Pensacola Beach. it had been a whole week, so I took him in a linen closet for a while.
What do you feel sexiest wearing?
I love wearing boy shorts. They are comfy and I usually wear them as shorts around the house. I think they are super sexy because they make your butt look amazing and guys tend to like them.
Tell us a joke.
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis wa larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.