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Helpful Hottie: Lauren

The 2012 Hometown Hotties finalist is here to lend a hand.

Photographed for Maxim by Zoe McConnell | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012

What's the best place to pick up a girl?
-Jerome Green

There are a lot of hot girls at the gym. Everyone's adrenaline is pumping, and guys look great when they're working out, so ladies may be more likely to say yes to a date.

Is starting an herb garden too feminine?
-Brendan Gold

Not at all, because that probably means you're a good chef, and that is definitely sexy!

Ladies say they want nice guys but rarely stick with them. Why?
-David Becker

Men sometimes confuse being nice with being creepy. Appearing at my door with flowers every day? Nice in theory, stalkerish in practice.

 

 

What's the best excuse for missing work during the summer?
-Phillip Ciric

Say your pet died. Your boss should sympathize with that. Plus, there's no obituary so they can't check up on it.

Why do I feel my heartbeat in my elbow?
-Adam Alberton

I would stop reading this, and call 911, because that sounds serious!