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Jessica's Q & A

Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
University of Kentucky Wildcats - because we quite literally are the absolute best at basketball. Most passionate fans, most NCAA National Championships, best recruits, best coach, best program... and UK happens to be one of the best grad/undergrad schools.

What's your favorite movie quote?
"What about you guys, you find anything?" "We ain't found SHIT!" - Spaceballs

What's your favorite video game, and could you kick our butts at it?
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas... PlayStation II. Impressive, I know. I use cheat codes to take money FROM hookers, instead of giving it... Impressive, right?

Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Belly Button, Ears... 2 tattoos on my back. A poem I wrote myself, reads "Some of us, some of us get out. Some of us, some of us unhinge our shackles and emerge our prison. Some of us are erupting inside, but most of us are scared," and then a rosary.

What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
Pogo - Wonderland... This took me awhile. My entire iPod is just Metal and Rock.

What's your best party trick?
Being the most amazing bartender ever to have boobs. If you say "eww I don't like gin" or any other alcohol, I'll make you a drink/shot with that liquor and delightfully surprise you. ;)

What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
Hey. HEY. How tall are you? *leans in closer, inquisitively* What's your wingspan? Or, Sit on face? (embarrassed to put that one!)

What's the worst job you've ever had?
Running the Cafe at a Lexus dealer. I hated life but I'm not picky when I have bills to pay! I got to quit because modeling was getting out of control!

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Cut lemons with paper cuts on my hands. I'm too much, you don't have to tell me. I know my lifestyle is on the edge. ;)

It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
TOLLY HO!!! A University of Kentucky favorite. Your parents ate there after a week of binge drinking in college. So did your grandparents. You only eat here at 4 am.

What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Turkey Bacon.... so odd. Not tasty, don't try it.

What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
Walk into a frat party, get offered a body shot, and then loudly reply "What's a body shot?" NEVER DO THAT. I was thrown onto the table and... yes. You see where I'm going here.

What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Slouchy grey off-the-shoulder top and little white panties... hair curly.

Tell us a joke.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here.. I'll go on ahead. ..HA!! ha. ha.