Joan's Q & A
Who's your favorite sports team, and why?
Chicago Bulls, because of my fiancé. We're die hard fans!
What's your favorite movie quote?
From 21 Jump Street:
Jenko: Found a bag of cocaine!
Schmidt: We're trying to show them a good time not ruin their lives!
Piercings/Tattoos (How many? Where?)
Just my ears one on each ear and my belly, just recently pierced. I love it!
What's the most embarrassing song on your iPod?
What's your best party trick?
I sing AWESOME karaoke when I'm smashed. Mostly Michael Jackson or Beyonce.
What's the most memorable pick-up line you've ever heard?
"I've never dated a Japanese girl before" ... Um... I'm not Japanese dude.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Probably at Dillard's, the management was terrible and all they did was try to get you in trouble but my coworkers are still great friends of mine. Love you guys!!
What's the most dangerous thing you've ever done?
Hahah date Jeremy.
It's 4AM after a crazy night out – what are we eating?
PIZZA FOR SURE ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
What's the strangest thing in your fridge right now?
Um... Idk nothing really, just juice and hotdogs and bacon and lots of ketchup. I'm a ketchup freak!!
What's the naughtiest thing you've ever done in public?
What do you feel sexiest wearing?
Just my Victoria's Secret cheeky bottoms and a tank top. Or usually nothing I love being naked!
Tell us a joke.
Son goes up to his dad and says "dad tell me a joke" .. Dad: "pussy" ... Son: "I don't get it" ... Dad says "I know you don't " hahah...